Taken, starring Liam Neeson, is about a father trying to save his daughter. That's something I do every night.

Bark scorpions have the potential to cause physical, emotional, and financial pain for families with children and those with weakened immune systems.

Allow me to paraphrase a monologue from Taken that sums up what I do for my family and my clients. (Don't be surprised if this ends up being my outgoing message on my iPhone):

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for an exterminator, I can tell you I don't have pesticides. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for scorpions in your yard. If you don't mind getting stung or possibly having scorpions put your family in the hospital, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for scorpions for you, I will not pursue scorpions for you. But if you don't, I will look for scorpions, I will find scorpions, and I will kill scorpions."

The Scorpion Equalizer, www.thescorpionequalizer.com